it's amazing what people will believe

the other night i had a dream that i ran away with my friend ricky so that we could live happily ever in san fransisco together. our lives were going to be perfect in every way. only, i needed my friend kelsey to come with me, and she wasn't allowed!something to do with having an extra chick on the honeymoon being awkward, and there being a rule that said only 2 persons per household in my apartment building. with some quick thinking on my part, i was able to convince both ricky and our landlord that kelsey was my pet cat, therefore allowing her to live with me in my new, perfectly peaceful, san fransiscan home.

the end.